LIFE Midweek Musings

Midweek Musings: Foot Muffs and Teeth Whitening

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My mum is an idiot

Blimey O’Reilly I’m ill again. Sleep deprivation +  growing a baby last year has clearly left my immune system at an all-time low. I was never ill before I had Chip – actually, before I got pregnant (I was ill quite a lot when I was pregnant which was of course worse as you can’t take anything for it). I used to swerve most colds going round but now I seem to be a magnet for them – at the moment the day after I travel on the tube I wake up with a sore throat. Not fun.

Anyway in the midst of my head-cold-and-sleep-deprivation fog, I did something pretty daft. So I thought I’d share it. When we bought Daph’s buggy (the Bugaboo Bee 3 – does anyone want me to do a review? if so, let me know!), it was summer and the lady in the shop said not to bother with buying the foot muff as she wouldn’t need it until it got colder. So we didn’t. But at six months she progressed from the carrycot to the normal pushchair seat and I realised her little toes were getting cold, no matter how many blankets she had on her lap. So I remembered the foot muff thing and went onto John Lewis’s website and ordered it. Probably in the middle of a feed while I was thinking about eighty other things. It was £95 which made my eyes water but I thought it was one of those things you just had to stump up for and reasoned she’d be using the buggy for a few years to come. There were several colours to choose from, so I got bright yellow, because the sun canopy is bright yellow and I assumed they should match.

(Bear with me, I appreciate this story is already long and boring). When it arrived I opened it, raised my eyebrows slightly at just how yellow it was but shoved it on the buggy anyway. Within five minutes of our first walk avec foot muff it was already dirty from me scraping it along a wall. I suddenly realised what a terrible, terrible idea a bright yellow foot muff was. Of course it just so happened that I’d put all the packaging out for the binman that morning (who’d been and gone), so I couldn’t return it even if I’d not already made it filthy.

I did a bit more research when I got home and realised that you can get foot muffs that fit ANY BUGGY for about £40 online. And they don’t have to be bright yellow – they can be a far more practical grey or black. The moral of this story is: you don’t need to spend £95 on a Bugaboo matching foot muff. Don’t be an idiot like me.

I hope the bloody thing is washable at least. Everytime I look at it now I am going to think about what else I could have spent £95 on (like some nice clothes for me! SOB).

In other news, I went to the dentist this week, which was relatively unremarkable, although I do love the fact your treatment is free when you’ve just had a baby. My (NHS) dentist offered me some sort of fillings for my receded gums which sound painful but like a good idea, so I’m going to go for it while it’s still free. She also mentioned teeth whitening (not free). It’s not cheap but I’m seriously considering it as my teeth are so horrible and yellow (and I hardly ever drink red wine – NO FAIR). I’ve done those illegal Crest whitening strips (ordered from eBay) before but they really hurt my sensitive gums and the effects wore off quite quickly. If anyone’s had any experience of the Zoom whitening system – please let me know! I’ve googled it and everyone just goes on about how painful it is, which doesn’t really fill me with hope. But whiter teeth are just the sort of thing I feel would get me out of my postnatal beauty slump (along with a decent haircut, which I’m doing next week).

Finally, you might have noticed that I’ve redesigned my blog logo. I only just realised how bloody awful the last one was, so I’ve gone completely minimalist (read: unimaginative) and feel much happier with it. Also, I keep meaning to say a big thank you to everyone who’s followed me on Bloglovin’ since my shameful begging post – it’s really cheered me up and is much appreciated!

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